I can retire when???

Today I was sitting here at my desk working away when my boss came up and handed me a sheet of paper and he told me that it was my retirement statement. Not my 401k but my retirement from the credit union. He was telling me all about this stuff and pointing and explaining and pointing and explaining. My eyes were so tired by time he finished I just say the paper down and went back to working. Well then I looked at it and saw that there was a date bolded in the middle of the page so I called him back out to my desk and asked him what it meant and he told me that it was when I would turn 60 and I could retire…

The date, September 1, 2045! How depressing is that? 37 more years and I can retire, woohoo!

I wonder if we can change my birth date on file here to make me older and therefor I can retire sooner?